''Wood Booger''

By Crusader1307

As we have well seen, many Believers discuss the presence of large, Humanoid Creatures which seem to inhabit MANY wooded and mountainous Regions in The United States. Called ‘’Bigfoot’’, ‘’Sasquatch’’ and a plethora of other titles, most States have some ‘’Tale’’ of such ‘’Beasts’’. In and around Northern Virginia and West Virginia – especially in The Town of Saltville (VA/US), tales of a Creature called ‘’The Wood Booger’’. The term ‘’Booger’’ is common regionally to mean both ‘’Boogeyman’’ and ‘’Demon’’. Reports date from the early 20^th Century, but some surviving local Native American Tribes state ‘’Wood Booger’’ is MUCH older. Described as a ‘’10-foot tall, Human-like Being’’,  Wood Booger is covered in fur (with coloring varying over the years). The Creature lives (typically) in and around Mountains and Foothills, as well as the ‘’deep woods’’. Evidence provided with ‘’footprints’’ and the occasional photograph (albeit shaky and grainy) have all made ‘’the rounds’’. Said to be malevolent and avoiding Human Contact, The Wood Booger is celebrated by The Town of Saltville yearly (since 2014), with a ‘’Tourist Trap’’ form of Celebration. A large, bronze statue, depicting Wood Booger is visited, with Guided Tours of areas known for ‘’Booger Activity’’.