The Andrew Carlssin Case

By Crusader1307

In 2003,  American Cable TV Show ‘’Weekly World News’’ – which specialized in satirical Humor, ran a Story which was seen as satire, but had many unexplained layers of probability to it. The Story ran, dealt with one Andrew Carlssin. The ‘’Man’’ had ‘’no background’’ in Commodities Trading and in fact had no ‘’background’’ to speak of, ANYWHERE else in The World. Using an investment of $800 USD, Carlssin ‘’turned’’ 125 extremely ‘’high risk stocks’’ into a whooping $3.5 Million USD within 1 week! Seen by The Federal Trade Commission as possible ‘’insider trading’’, Carlssin was arrested. And in this the Story goes ‘’weird’’. Carlssin was interrogated for 4-hours by Federal Authorities. His excuse? He was a ‘’Time Traveler’’ from 200 years in the distant Future (2203). In exchange for being allowed to leave Our ‘’timeline’’, Carlssin stated He would give the ‘’exact location’’ of then Terrorist Leader Osama Bin Laden as well as a ‘’cure’’ for the dreaded AIDS Virus. Carlssin stated that He needed to return to His ‘’Time Ship’’ by a certain time, in order to leave and return to ‘’His Time’’.

Naturally, The SEC Investigators did not believe Carlssin (who refused to tell just ‘’where’’ His ‘’Craft’’ was). But before One can ready a ‘’special cell’’ for ‘’special people’’ – something even odder happened. An ‘’unknown Male’’, dressed all a ‘Black Business suit’’, showed up at Carlssin’s confinement Facility. The ‘’Man’’ posted a $1 Million USD Bond for release pending a later trial. Carlssin vanished without a trace and to day no trace of Him or any record ANYWHERE of Him was found. Carlssin is still listed as a ‘’Wanted Man’’.