Jimmy Squarefoot

By Crusader1307

From the Isle of Man comes The Legend of ''Jimmy Squarefoot''. Dating back to the 18th Century, it was said that Jimmy (a resident of Man), liked to throw rocks. Pebbles, stone, anything rock-like  Jimmy would pick it up and throw it. He cause much damage over his life (despite threats and fines and repairs). Eventually, Jimmy grew up (in years at least), and married. His wife now became the target of his rock throwing fancies. After so many years of abuse, she left him  but cursed him in the process. She called him a Pig Headed Oaf. Unrepentant, Jimmy spent the rest of his life alone (and throwing rocks. After he died, a strange occurrence began to happen on Man. A spectral man with the head of a large pig was seen wandering around town. People experienced broken windows, and felt what appeared to be small pebbles  striking them. Hmmmmmmm........